An envelope would have sufficed.

So I got home from running some errands and found a package addressed to me waiting on the doorstep. I did not order anything recently so I have no idea what it could be, however I did just have surgery and people like to do things like tell you that they are praying for you and send you things when they find out you had surgery. So I was kind of excited.

After nearly stabbing myself with a screw driver I finally got it open to find...

a grey piece of cardboard.
Which I lifted up to find...

two xeroxed brochures about eating healthy.
Yay for insurance.

Be gentle I'm a virgin.

I have never blogged before for one reason:
Fear of being a hypocrite.
I constantly judge people on their misuse of grammar and punctuation while mine is not that great.